I want to be creative so badly right now. There are so many good stories and things going through my head

And when I write them down….THEY LOOK LIKE SHIT.

GODDAMN IT.

Reichenbach outweighs Jesus every time.... Religion Teacher: Let us turn to Paul’s Letter to the Ephesians and contemplate his message of Christ's love and humanity's decent into sin
Me: *doodle doodle doodle*
Religion Teacher: Please, open your Bible, honey…..alright, what are you drawing?
Me: The rapture and end of time as we know it
Religion Teacher: ….Is that a man falling off of a waterfall?
Me: Reichenbach. I think we should contemplate what John is going to do now that his only love—gay I love I might add—is gone forever instead of this Jesus nonsense….
Religion Teacher: To the office. Again.

When your parents ask if your homework is done:

What they want to see from you:

What they get: